Yo mama so skinny she had to run arround the shower to get wet.

"Happiness mainly comes from our own attitude, rather than from external factors."
-Dalai Lama

"Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending."
-Lazurus Long

A city mouse had a country mouse stay for the weekend, and spent the whole time offering urban advice. On the last evening of the country mouse's visit, they were dining in the kitchen when in came the largest cat the country mouse had ever seen. "Don't panic," said the town mouse, "Leave this to me." Marching up to the cat she said, "Bow wow wow wow! The cat turned and ran from the room. "How did you do that?" asked the country mouse. "Like I told you," said the town mouse, "it pays to learn a second language."

"Each man has his own vocation; his talent is his call. There is one direction in which all space is open to him."
-Ralph Emerson

"It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it."
-General Douglas MacArthur

Grow some dope... plant a man.

"The Creator has not given you a longing to do that which you have no ability to do."
-Orison Marden

Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

"Nobody can do everything, but everybody can do something."
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