"Each man has his own vocation; his talent is his call. There is one direction in which all space is open to him."
-Ralph Emerson

"It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it."
-General Douglas MacArthur

Grow some dope... plant a man.

"The Creator has not given you a longing to do that which you have no ability to do."
-Orison Marden

Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

"Nobody can do everything, but everybody can do something."
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What does NASCAR stand for? Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks

"Live through feeling and you will live through love. For feeling is the language of the soul, and feeling is truth."
-Matt Zotti

One guy went to see a doctor because he had a hearing problem, so he met his friend and the conversation began! First guy: "Did the doctor give you your test results?" Second guy: "Yeah. Looks like all those years of phone sex caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS."

"I believe that we are solely responsible for our choices, and we have to accept the consequences of every deed, word, and thought throughout our lifetime."
-Elisabeth Kubler-Ross